Mongolian Giant Sunflower

Looking for a sunflower that makes all other sunflowers look like mere daisies? Look no further! This behemoth sunflower variety is so tall, it can double as a flagpole for your backyard. And with heads as big as a small car (well almost anyway), you'll need a ladder just to admire their sunny faces. But beware: these sunflowers are divas, and demand their personal space. They must be spaced 2 feet apart, lest they start throwing shade at their neighbors. And don't even think about skimping on the fertilizer - these giants need their daily dose of nutrients. But the payoff is worth it: the seeds are so big, you'll feel like you're cracking open a coconut. And with all that nutrition, you can snack on them guilt-free - or share with your feathered friends, who will be flocking to your yard like paparazzi to a Hollywood star.